Ads You’ll Never See Again – My BAD AD of The Week! Posted on December 16, 2010 by Phil Kerner Hmmm. That’s about it for my commentary on this one. I don’t even know what this thing is used for, or to why it’s going sour. About Phil KernerPhil Kerner is an Erie native who enjoys writing about his hometown and Penn State football. Phil is married to Heidi Parr Kerner aka "The Queen" and is the proud father of four sons: Matthew, Robert, Nicholas and Jordan.